It seems I have accidentally made my hair... poofy. I was trying to amplify the shininess and increase softness, but something went wrong. Professor Rangiku, is it possible you know of some kind of charm for straightening hair?

I am displeased.

And no, Ikkaku, you can't see it. I don't want to have to kill my best friend.

My beautiful hair! My beautiful skin! I will have to wait for it to die and fall off before I ever feel clean again!

I am covered in filth! This is so ugly!

I demand vengeance!

THE PIPES WILL PAY!

And when I find out who...

You will do more than pay.